Quirky absent and tardy excuses to know
April 4, 2014
Check out 20 excuses for being absent or tardy
1. I was dreaming about a football game and it went into overtime
2. My dog ate the alarm clock
3. That cream filled doughnut was calling my name
4. The house was cold
5. I was possessed, the priest barely made it out alive
6. While rowing across the river I got lost
7. There was a bee in my bedroom so I hid under my bed until it was gone
8. I tried losing the cops sooner
9. I was attacked by a kitten, I just got out of the hospital
10. I have to show up to school today?
11. I was kidnapped by aliens, they just let me go a few minutes ago
12. Someone locked me in the trunk of my car, eventually someone heard me scream
13. I locked my keys in the car
14. The weather channel lied, it was supposed to snow
15. I was too busy saving the world
16. The line was too long at Starbucks
17. The blood pressure machine at walgreens took longer than expected
18. I accidently went to my old school
19. My hamster died, I had to plan for its funeral
20. I have used up all my sick days so I am calling in dead